Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Bean songs from my childhood

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel:
So eat your beans with every meal

Likewise and similarly:

Beans, beans, good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat your beans at every meal